Spice up your wardrobe with a laugh! Our “My True Loves: Cocaine & Dicks” funny t-shirt is guaranteed to turn heads and spark conversations. This tee isn’t just about edgy humor; it’s crafted for exceptional comfort and lasting wear.
Made from ultra-soft, 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather/blend colors include polyester for extra softness), this shirt feels as good as it looks. Designed with a modern, slim fit, it features side seams for structure, shoulder taping for durability, and fitted sleeves for a flattering silhouette. The longer body length ensures a comfortable fit for everyone.
Whether you’re hitting up a party, enjoying a casual day out, or just looking for a unique gift, this t-shirt is the perfect choice for those with a bold sense of humor. Its tear-away label means ultimate comfort and is perfect for easy rebranding if you’re looking to customize.
Available in a wide array of vibrant solid and heather colors, you can pick the perfect shade to match your personality. Don’t miss out on this hilarious and comfortable graphic tee. Add it to your cart today and wear your sense of humor proudly!
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 66.7 | 67.9 | 69.5 | 71.1 | 72.7 |
| B) Width (cm) | 81.2 | 85 | 90.2 | 95.2 | 100.4 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 40.6 | 42.5 | 45.1 | 47.6 | 50.2 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 26.3 | 26.7 | 27.4 | 28 | 28.6 |
| B) Width (inches) | 32 | 33.5 | 35.5 | 37.5 | 39.5 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 16 | 16.7 | 17.8 | 18.7 | 19.8 |
Care Instructions
| General | The Bella + Canvas 6004 is celebrated for its superior comfort and style, making it a top choice for everyday wear and custom projects. |
| Wash | The tee should be washed with similar colors and on a gentle cycle to maintain its quality and longevity. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang to dry to retain the shirt’s shape and size. |
| Store | Keep the t-shirt folded in a cool, dry place to maintain its shape and color. |





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