Because apparently we need supervision.
🖤 How long does shipping take?
All items are made to order. We typically process orders within 2–5 business days before they ship.
Shipping time depends on your location, but most U.S. orders arrive within 5–8 business days after fulfillment.
Good things take time. So do bad decisions.
🖤 Are these printed ahead of time?
Nope. Every item is printed just for you when you order it.
That means less waste, better quality control, and no dusty warehouse tees.
🖤 What if my print looks off?
If your item arrives with a print issue (misprint, major fading, damage, etc.), contact us within 7 days of delivery with clear photos and your order number.
If it doesn’t meet our standards, we’ll make it right.
We require photo proof before processing any return. No exceptions.
🖤 Can I return something if it doesn’t fit?
No.
We do not accept returns due to sizing issues. Each product includes a detailed size chart. Please check measurements carefully before ordering.
Measure twice. Order once. Cry never.
🖤 Can I request a design on a different product?
Probably. We love a good idea.
If you want a design on the back, on a hoodie, on a different garment, or somewhere mildly inappropriate, use the contact form and tell us what you’re thinking.
We’ll let you know what’s possible.
🖤 Are the shirts true to size?
Most of our tees are unisex and run true to size. For an oversized fit, size up. For a more fitted look, consider sizing down.
But again… check the size chart. It’s there for a reason.
🖤 How should I wash my shirt?
To keep your questionable life choices looking fresh:
• Wash inside out
• Cold water
• Mild detergent
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the print
Treat it well. It’s art.
🖤 Do you offer refunds?
We only offer refunds or replacements if there is a verified print defect.
We do not offer refunds for:
• Wrong size ordered
• Change of heart
• Someone getting offended
• You realizing your mom follows you
🖤 Do you take custom phrase submissions?
We’re always listening. Some of our best phrases were born at 1:30am in questionable environments.
Send your idea through the contact form. If we use it, eternal bragging rights are yours.
🖤 Where can I see new drops?
Follow us on Instagram for new releases, limited drops, and things we might delete later.